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权力的傲慢 (笑一笑)  

2011-09-05 03:30:24|  分类: 一笑十年少 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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权力的傲慢 (笑一笑) - 蓮花仙子 -
图片合成: 莲花仙子   /     故事来自网络



一位 DEA(美国联邦缉毒总署)的官员停在德州的一个牧场与一个年迈的牧场主人说话。
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher.

他告诉这个牧场主人:“我要检查你的牧场,看看有没有非法种植的毒品。”
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

牧场主人说:“好的!不过不要去牧场的那边.....” 他的手指向那个地方。
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there..."
and he pointed the location.


这位 DEA 的官员大声的说:“先生!我有联邦政府的授权!”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of
Federal Government with me!"


然后从他的口袋中掏出他的徽章,骄傲地展示在老人的眼前说:
“看到这个徽章没有?这徽章代表着我可以到任何我想到的地方…
在任何土地上。不得有任何疑问或拒绝!!我说的够清楚了吗?!”

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly
displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge! This badge means I am
allowed to go wherever I wish... on any land!! 
No questions asked and
answers given!! Have I made myself clear?!"


年迈的牧场主人礼貌的点点头,道歉,然后离去干自己的活。
The rancher nodded politely, apologized and went about his chores.

没隔多久,老牧人听到大声的惨叫,抬头看去,只见这位 DEA 官员
正被一头 Santa Gertrudis 公牛追赶了出来,在没命的奔逃着…

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up and saw
the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big
Santa Gertrudis bull....


在追赶中公牛步步逼近,眼看牛角能在这位官员跑到安全地域前,
就能先把他顶得头破血流!官员显然是吓坏了。

With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed
likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer
was clearly terrified.


老牧人丢下他手里的工具,跑到栅栏边,使出他吃奶的力气大叫:
“你的徽章,把你的徽章
给它看...”
The ranger threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the
top of his lungs:
"Your badge, show him your badge....!"


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